Jokes on dating

As you shave, be completely oblivious to her staring at you and just talk naturally with her about everyday matters--the more mundane the better.For example, ask, "Shall I pick up the Dijon mustard after I get the stuff from the dry cleaner? How To Handle Him If this is your first date with an Aries, choose something daring to do. Ruled by Mars, the hot, red, active planet, the Aries man is known as the "warrior." Fearless and brave, active and entrepreneurial, he is eager for new experiences. Your Challenge To get his attention away from his constant business wheelings and dealings, and to cater to his substantial physical needs.Do you have a friend who is a UPS or Fed Ex delivery man?Y ou are in luck--borrow his uniform and pretend to be a delivery man. Take note all "suits": every Aries woman looks forward to those sexy, well-muscled UPS guys, even when they`re dumping more work for them to do on the counter!Some Aries men have a roving eye, which is not an attractive quality, so to keep him playing in his own back yard, keep your body sleek, your lingerie sexy (a few skimpy pieces in his favorite color, red, would be a good idea) and the lights low (candlelight is perfect--Aries rules fire).

If you want to be late for work and get the bathroom all steamy, try this: when you`re shaving one morning, stand at the sink completely nude, with the water running, and your face all lathered up with shaving cream.

How To Handle Her In bed, the Aries woman will often enjoy initiating the lovemaking, much to your delight. Sexually, she will be creative and even humorous, and her sense of adventure will lead her to try many things.

Things To Do, Gifts To Buy Take her to an amusement park and try out the fastest, scariest rides together--she`ll be all the more passionate later.

When a Taurus man falls in love it is forever, because Taurus guys aren`t wanderers.

One of the sexiest characteristics of a Taurus man is his wonderfully sexy, deep voice.


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